Viking Cherry Noble Bar

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This review is actually fulfilling a request made by a friend in the army that spent  some time stationed at Ft. Lewis in Tacoma, WA. That information is relevant, because Washington is just about the only place you can find these natural energy bars at a retail store, and supposedly they’re really popular among the troops stationed in the area. There are several flavors to choose from, but luckily he brought me a Viking Cherry to try because the only other way to get hold of these is to order at least a box of 12 via Paypal for $25 plus shipping.

The idea behind these bars is actually pretty novel. Dana, the founder of Noble Bar, did some research to discover what ingredients were widely consumed by various civilizations. He then took those ingredients and combined them in his kitchen to create bars people from said civilization might have eaten. With this in mind, I bit into my Viking Cherry and imagined I was one of those badass longship oarsman starving for energy instead of a slightly overweight American blogger writing a deprecating review of Farmville.

My initial assessment of the bar was pretty positive; first taste impressions were that of Ocean Spray Craisins and birdseed. Some may find that profile slightly off-putting, but I really enjoyed it. The bar was perfectly chewy, and a little more moist than I was anticipating. At 2 ounces it’s a little smaller than a PowerBar, yet still surprisingly filling. I can’t attest to it’s energy rejuvenating powers, though, since I move around about as much as a centenarian just coming off a double hip replacement surgery.

I don’t know it they’re quite worth +$2.00 per bar, but considering the company is basically one guy and their production capabilities are limited, I can’t fault the price too much. I would recommend anyone in the Washington area, or anyone searching for novelty energy bars, give one of these a try, but they’re not necessarily a “must have” for the rest of us.

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  • adam

    It looks like those solid hunks of seeds you put out for birds to eat.

  • Nick Voss

    i don’t like the new x picture i would prefer you went back to the old version

  • I like the new x picture and I would prefer if you stick with the new version.

  • Although perhaps you could make a new x picture containing 5 Xavier Henry’s.

  • adam,
    yes, those little seeds are, in fact, millet- what you and many others might feed your annoying starlings or sparrows. They are actually quite healthy and tasty. People actually subsisted on millet before the days of Red Bull and Doritos.

    Andrew,
    Thanks for your review of the Viking Cherry bar. I’m glad it gave you the strength to write this review. Yep, $2 is a lot of silver for a bar- this is true. But it is made by hand (as of right now) and we use all fruit, honey, nuts and grain- as opposed to emasculating soy, a frankenstein like concoction of brown rice syrup and token bits of date and cherries (like our competitors). You should order a box and review all of our bars.
    Dana